fuckyeahdeathlyhallows: george0malley: embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies i’ve decided because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment with them so so so so true
herrschtick: the most annoying thing i see on tumblr is when a gif has a whole sentence but if u watch the persons lips they only say one word of it
I’m not OK. I was starting to really like Marcos. My stomach did somersaults & my heart was just heavy. I felt like I needed to cry when I asked him if he was okay cuz I felt he was distant. I asked a question I knew the answer to. But I needed reassurance. & I kinda wanna cry.
& I was right.
I was just gonna bottle this up but ugh. I have to talk to him & just see if he’s okay cuz I’m assuming the worst. It’s making my stomach do somersaults & my hearts getting heavy u_u
mrschriskendall: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok”
I’m such a wimp uvu I like Marcos but then I get scared that I’ll hurt him or that if we ever start dating, I’ll end up leaving.. ):
titytwochainz: you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti
ashestoashesjc: ╔══════════════ღ☃ღ══════════════╗ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~ Reblog this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong shoujo character ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ who don’t need no senpai ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ╚══════════════ღ☃ღ══════════════
jeanvaljeanralphio: The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.
balloonney: teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them and think the video is broken when it stops to load “well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead” “work in pairs”
thegoddamazon: stylinsmut: the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up” she picked up a sperm just one Crying.
tvspecial: when someone you like describes their type and it’s obviously not you
grymshaw: i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok
i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
Anonymous asked: you have a really pretty faise
daftpostpunk: *hooks your hips up to a lie detector*
"True gender equality is understanding both men...
guynecologist: hey babe are you one of the regis bc you are
less-than-one: Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
partybarackisinthehousetonight: yes i am an ER doctor but you can just call me *lowers sunglasses* the wonderful wizard of gauze
ponshi: leftinstitches: amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
jennyyoxoxo: i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones